Magic – Science = Art
Sit down have a dart in the imagination go-cart. When you’re unaware, under where.. hit: START.
Introducing The Magi, three kings with three rings on each of their three… things. Shh they’re about to speak:
“SWISH WHIRL WARP HIST WHIST EE CUMMINGS ARGHHHH A FEW OF THE OCEANS GOO SPEW WHE WHE WHA HAACHOO.”
Like a potion of commotion, unexplainable. The sounds and motions, unobtainable, are EXPLOSIVE… but stable.
“But all he did was sneeze” you say.
“We are the mistook mistaken
degraded, out dated and over rated
Mad hatters from haters ville.
Don’t squeal the dust under you urn is payment for this one time deal:
Magic is everywhere, even in magnets.”
He didn’t sneeze, he shhh ART ed. It was sofa king magical. Im serious the three wiZzard GiZzards have tackled Blizzards and Giant lizards to be here and show you their collection of polished spoons.
Mistook Mistake Mistaken
Ms, take the Lie.
& never ask why:
The enfeebled sake of people
sepulchres the culture vultures’ prequel.
Now, seal the unbelievable,
with what is conceivable.
&
You’ll be a doer of don’t,
where you will, they won’t.
Be em’ or Free em’.
That’s what they want.
Recipe For Porridge
Introduction:
The way in which the flipped witch got her four stitched flamingo tits.
Method:
1. Boom Bam Bazooka. When this sound is made the fish find their way through the misty mountain, down the duck fountain and into the perspective of an Automobile.
2. The extracted stones use their mobile phones to give dogs their bones. While the drivers drive their hive
3. WHAM they’re done, the seagull has become the announcer of metabolic galaxies.
4. Along its digestive tract use oesophagus juices to juice the energy of light through it’s membrane.
5. Ask it: “Are you going insane?”
6. If the answer is “No” Cease.
7. If the answer is “Yes,” continue to breed embryos under the watchful eye of flaming ‘o’s.
Result:
Mustard City is a lovely Place.
Conclusion:
I think its finished. Maybe. It could be. Nah, it isn’t, oh wait yea actually it is. Second thought I don’t really know. Although. Hmmm yeee.
Framed
Rag, wag, shag, bag, fag, gag, mag, lag, brag. TZT TZT TZISHIT, got tagged.
Simplecity
Clean, minimal, nothing but city.
Burgandy packaging around a yellow sprinkled oxymoron.
Juxtaposition of a reflected distortion.
Its so deep that you’re shallow.
3rd Wrld
Observe:
It never sleeps, a town with so many peeps, stares and streets.
Amazement built of random leaps. The city Speaks.
Excrement and excellent content.
Everyone’s content with what they meant.
Happiness in heaps.
The Tour:
Drink Clouds. Poke Squid. Find the Red Diamond. See Fred Bacon’s Left Armpit. Other. Etc.
Swift Switch
Crose
The corner crows rose their roses to the top shelf.
The Aim was to grow, mow and show wealth.
As they wait for ms.crow to help, herself.
Woosh, wash, whip, whirl. Shes a murder girl.
And only the mountain pearl will portray her world,
SHINY.
Compost Glitch (Colab w/ Lucas Croal)
Garbage Brain
Aim: To enhance the amount of electrical mustard in one’s brain to diamond shelf ratio.
Method:
1. The friction tribometer must be correlated to 12 times the smell of what is in the mustard’s hat.
2. Use the fifth sticker on your wizard’s forearm to summon the diamond shelf.
3. When the five ethereal toasters pop, align with caterpillar skin cell. (repeat)
4. Assure the secreted juice is taken past 6 pickled pillars before applying to second organ.
5. Brain should be infiltrated by magic around two lifetimes after application.
Results:
After applying sufficient amounts of magical mustard caterpillar menstruation to brain, an eruption of static energy was released resulting in a permanent increase of the diamond shelf ratio.
Conclusion:
The method in which brains are magicalized is ineffective on the unimaginable, but the subjectivity allows for randomized inspiration. In future, more realization of lies will be needed in order to keep brain mustard clean.